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PRESIDENTIAL Pros & Cons – Part One

All US Presidents

As I write this, it’s an election year here in the states. While tensions run high in today’s polarized climate, I think we sometimes forget that no one’s perfect and that even goes for American Presidents. I think it’s important, now more than ever, to point out that EVERY Commander-in-Chief in our history has had their successes and failures. Especially with the echo chamber of social media further perpetuating rampant misinformation and the us versus them mentality.

Seal of the PresidentThe job of an American President is probably one of the hardest jobs of all time.

I believe that it is also worth noting that the President of the United States is not a dictatorship as some seem to forget, regardless of how much you may not like a candidate, there’s only so much damage that one can do from that position, because as you may have forgotten there are checks and balances for a reason! In fact, if you’re worried about corruption in the American government, you should be far more worried about who gets voted into the Senate and House of Representatives, than who the smiling figure head is.

Sure our government is far from perfect, but then again it IS run by people who are only human.

Just remember, it could always be worse, take the Roman Emperors for example!

Bring me my history books - so that I may educate your ass

1 – GEORGE WASHINGTON

Washington's B-Day (party hat)Presidential Years: 1789-1797

Political Party: None

Vice President: John Adams (future Prez)

Ran Against: John Adams

First Lady: Martha Dandridge Custis Washington

Quote: “We should not look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dearly bought experience.”

Best known for: Being the first President, crossing the Delaware, fake teeth…

Random Fact: Never chopped down a cherry tree. (It’s all a lie!)

Pros:

  • General of the Continental Army, hero of the American Revolution and Founding Father.
  • Set an example by leaving after two terms.
  • Wife Martha = Awesome.

Cons:

  • Owned hundreds of slaves.
  • Lost way more battles than he won.
  • Often thought about resigning and felt trapped.

Washington meme

Bio: George Washington came from a super rich colonial family in Virginia and inherited his family’s entire fortune, like a 18th century Tony Stark. He fought in the British militia during the Seven Years War, but despite his success against the French, he was turned down for an officer’s commission and held a grudge from that day forward. After dropping out of the militia, he married a wealthy widow, Martha – making them one of the richest families in the country.

Washington - BadassUnlike many of the other, more extreme Founding Fathers, Washington was at first a bit reluctant to take a stand against the British, but when rubber hit the road, Washington led the Continental Army to its first victory in Boston.  Washington lost battle after battle, but eventually won the war (with the help of the French) by using guerrilla tactics and fighting dirty.

Washington’s first major victory came on December 26th, 1776 when Washington led a covert operation across the Delaware River early in the morning, in the dead of winter. The sneak attack at Trenton, New Jersey was enough of a victory to pump up the troops for the next seven years. From Valley Forge to Yorktown.

The man was the first and only President to be elected unanimously by the electoral collage. Unlike the Presidents that followed, Washington actually operated in New York rather than the current capitol, (Washington DC). From the start, he was very adamant about having neutral foreign policy and not getting involved in the business of other countries, which is pretty funny considering just how much we didn’t take his advice over the years.

Most of his presidency was spent attempting to maintain the peace and establishing precedents for future Presidents. When the Whiskey Rebellion rose up in Pennsylvania, he led the military in to quell the insurgency. Luckily the protesters disbanded before things got ugly.

By far the most impressive thing about Washington though is that instead of using the Presidency to rule as a King-for-life, the man turned in the keys after his time was up. He retired to his farm at Mount Vernon where he focused on his real passion: brewing moonshine, no joke!

Washington: The Original Moonshiner

2. JOHN ADAMS

John Adams meme

Presidential Years: 1797-1801

Political Party: Federalist

Vice President: Thomas Jefferson (future Prez)

Ran Against: Thomas Jefferson (I’m sensing a pattern here)

First Lady: Abigail Smith Adams

Quote: “Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people.”

Best known for: Being the father of John Quincy Adams

Random Fact: Was a patriotic lawyer who represented the British soldiers of the Boston Massacre.

Pros:

  • Founding Father, advocate and co-author of the Declaration of Independence.
  • Helped to create the American Navy.
  • Avoided all out war with France.
  • Didn’t own slaves!

Cons:

  • Signing the ‘Alien and Sedition Acts’.
  • Was criticized by both the Jeffersonian Republicans and his own Federalist party.

Bio: John Adams first gained attention following the Boston Massacre, when he stepped up to act as legal defense for the accused British soldiers, firmly believing in the right of all to a fair trial. He served the Continental Congress during the American Revolution, helped to draft the Declaration of Independence with Thomas Jefferson and served as the Vice President to George Washington.

'I'm not so sure about this 'life, liberty and pursuit of happiness' bit. Whaddya say we look at some polling numbers first?'Adams only served one term as President and faced constant opposition from all angles, even from those within his cabinet! Attack ads in the newspapers of the time falsely claimed that he imported mistresses from Europe and was attempting to marry off his sons to royalty.

During the following election, Adams’s rival, Jefferson started the first mud-slinging campaign, name-calling Adams as “a hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.” A tradition that carries on today.

Despite all this turbulence he still managed to avoid a full-scale war with France, a war we would’ve surely lost at the time. The French Revolution put America in an awkward position. The previous regime had helped us win our independence from the British, but seeing as that government had just been overthrown, the US decided it no longer had to pay off that loan. This led to French vessels harassing American ships.

John Adams factIt was during this time of political unrest that Adams signed the Alien and Sedition Acts into law in an attempt to quell the anti-government sentiments brewing from the XYZ Affair with France. While these policies were in response to growing tensions, they also targeted immigrants (especially French-Americans) and blatantly violated the First Amendment rights of every citizen.

An unofficial naval conflict (The Quasi-War) broke out between America and France. In response, John Adams poured the country’s resources into beefing up its naval powers with six new state-of-the-art frigates. The President immediately began working towards a peaceful resolution, sending diplomats to negotiate with France. Despite rampant opposition to his methods, his plan worked. Unfortunately news of its success didn’t reach voters prior to the election.

Paul Giamatti - John Adams

President Giamatti

3. THOMAS JEFFERSON

Presidential Years: 1801-1809

Political Party: Democratic-Republican

Jefferson memeVice President: Aaron Burr / George Clinton

Ran Against: Aaron Burr, John Adams (former Prez) / Charles C. Pinckney

First Lady: Martha Wayles Skelton Jefferson

Quote: “History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is.”

Best known for: Quotes… and stuff

Random Fact: Owned 6487 books!

Pros:

  • Author of the Declaration of Independence.
  • Bought the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon.
  • Cut the country’s debt in half.
  • Unleashed the US Navy on pirates.
  • Founding Fathers SwagCommissioned the Lewis and Clarke expedition.
  • Founded the University of Virginia.
  • Kick-started the Library of Congress.
  • Champion of Religious Freedom and the Separation of Church and State

Cons:

  • Owned slaves, despite being ‘against slavery’.
  • Had a decade’s long affair and several children with his wife’s half-sister who just so happened to be a slave.
  • Notoriously terrible public speaker.
  • The failed Embargo Act of 1807 (one of the causes of the War of 1812)
  • Super Anti-Industry.

Bio: Like Washington, Thomas Jefferson came from a wealthy family and even married a rich widow also named Martha! He became a lawyer before joining up with Thomas Paine, John Hancock, Benjamin Franklin and the rest of the extremists known today as the Founding Fathers. After being elected to the Continental Congress, Jefferson was chosen by John Adams to write the Declaration of Independence.

Jefferson texting

After the American Revolution, Jefferson served as Washington’s Secretary of State and then as John Adams’s Vice President, after losing the election to him. He became the nation’s third President after a virtual tie with Aaron Burr, but the House of Representatives chose Jefferson with Burr as his VP (because back then the one who got the second most votes became Vice President).

Hamilton - the musicalJefferson and Adams were on opposing sides of a schism between the American people. Jefferson as a Democratic-Republican, sided with rural Americans as a strict constructionist. He vehemently believed that Federal powers should be limited, whereas Federalists like John Adams and Alexander Hamilton were strong advocates of the Constitutional authority of the Federal Government.

As such, Jefferson was consistently the target of numerous smear campaigns perpetrated by the media and his long-time rival, former President John Adams who during the Election of 1800 referred to him as “a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.” 

Jefferson, claiming to be ‘above such tactics’ instead hired a guy, James Callendar, to do the shit slinging for him. He was so effective at lying that he convinced voters that President Adams actually wanted to start a war with France, when in fact he prevented one. However, Callendar’s slander landed him in prison and Jefferson washed his hands of the whole affair… which would later come back to haunt him.

In response to Callendar’s mud-slinging, the anti-Jeffersonian rhetoric ramped it up to 11, claiming that if Jefferson was elected, “murder, robbery, rape, adultery, and incest will be openly taught and practiced, the air will be rent with the cries of the distressed, the soil will be soaked with blood, and the nation black with crimes!”

I guess not much has changed.

Washington: "Jefferson, Adams, I'm leaving and while I'm gone... NO PARTIES." (Adams and Jefferson look at each other and smile)

True story bro

Things continued to heat up between the two parties and in 1804, Vice President Aaron Burr challenged Alexander Hamilton to a duel where he shot and killed him before nonchalantly heading out for brunch, like a boss. The VP was found guilty by both New Jersey and New York, but somehow avoided jail. Burr was later arrested for treason in 1807 for completely different reasons, found not guilty and then fled the country.

Louisiana Purchase Ad - For Sale - CHEAP!Despite a politically-divided country, TJ managed to accomplish far more than most Commanders-in-Chief. He chopped the nation’s debt in half, sicked the Navy after pirates, bought the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon (for super cheap) and then sent Lewis and Clark to check out the new territory.

President Jefferson was also a champion of education, science and the pursuit of knowledge and even donated thousands of books from his personal collection to the Library of Congress. Perhaps most importantly of all though, Jefferson was a strong advocate for the Separation of Church and State, as well as Freedom of Religion or from it.

On the other hand, Jefferson was a bit of a hypocrite – he claimed to be against slavery, yet owned slaves. Furthermore he had an ongoing extramarital affair with one of his slaves, Sally Hemings, who had six of his children! When James Calendar was released from prison, he got back at Jefferson by revealing the affair. Over the years this was considered nothing more than gossip, that is until DNA evidence proved its validity nearly 200 years later.

Jefferson fucked my wife

He was also allegedly a terrible public speaker, was often described as unkempt and disorderly, and was quite possibly an alcoholic. His most disastrous policy was the Embargo Act of 1807 which was a factor that led to the War of 1812.

Thomas Jefferson is one of the most influential, controversial and enigmatic Presidents of all time. Love him or hate him, the United States would probably be very different without him. He was a free thinker, possibly even a closeted atheist according to some, an avid drinker and evidence suggests he also quite likely had high-functioning autism.

In their later years, after decades of heated debate and outright hate on opposite sides of the political spectrum, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams began writing one another and quickly became close friends, much like Batman and Superman they stopped punching each other long enough to realize that they weren’t all that different after all. The dynamic duo stayed kept in touch as the closest of pen pals regardless of their opposing viewpoints.

Step Brothers - 'Did we just become best friends?!' 'Yup!'

Both Adams and Jefferson, life-long frenemies, died on the same day – July 4th, 1826 – on the 50th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

To be continued in Part 2

                                                       ERIK SLADER

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Sources:

“Heroes of History” by Winston Churchill

“The World Book of America’s Presidents” by Dale W. Jacobs

http://www.ushistory.org/us/20a.asp

http://millercenter.org/president/biography/jefferson-campaigns-and-elections

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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-truth-about-george-washington/

http://www.answers.com/Q/Good_things_Andrew_Jackson_did

http://www.history.com/topics/native-american-history/trail-of-tears

https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600/first-ladies

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-biggest-mistake-a-president-has-ever-made

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Erik Slader
Erik Slader
Erik Slader is a blogger, barista, web tech, digital artist, gamer, comic book aficionado, and history buff. Creator of “Epik Fails of History” and writer for SuperheroBeach.com

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