July 31, 2013

7 ANCIENT WONDERS OF THE WORLD

There aren’t actually just Seven Wonders of the World. There are the 7 Modern Wonders of the Industrial World (Golden Gate Bridge, Empire State Building, Hoover […]
July 15, 2013

QIN SHI HUANG DI – Legend of an Egomaniac

CONTENT WARNING: contains foul language, juvenile humor, sexual references, and brutal atrocities. Qin Shi Huangdi: First Emperor of China 259-210 BCE Once upon a time, a […]
September 17, 2012

300: A Spartan’s Tale (The Battle of Thermopylae)

*Note: This article was originally written in 2012.  CONTENT WARNING: this article contains mild language, crude humor, and Spartans! The Greco-Persian Wars 499–449 BCE      […]
September 17, 2012

THE EPIC (fail) OF TROY!

*Note: This article was originally written in 2012.  CONTENT WARNING: this article contains some language, crude humor, and references to adult relations. 1250 BCE (aprox): THE […]
July 13, 2012

B.C.E. – BEFORE COMMON ‘ERROR’ – (A Note on Time.)

*Note: This article was first written on July 13th, 2012 and is the first entry from the original Epik Fails blog. “Spectacular failure is better than […]